Ninny Words

Sometimes people fail to understand how a numerate ninny thinks. So, they struggle to understand what she says. Here is a translation of some things a ninny might say:

NINSENSICAL	ENGLISH
That’s statistically unlikely.	I don’t believe a word you say.
You should consume more cinnamon; it stimulates the brown fat cells.	I love you, so please take care of yourself.
I absolutely understand your point of view.	I know how to deal with contractors who begin conversations with the words Look, Honey…
I think if you take 20% from the top number you’ll end up with something quite a bit smaller than this.	My search for an honest car dealer continues.
Is this a good time to tell you I’m a highly qualified technologist-engineer-mathematician?	Stop patronizing me.
The proportionality of your person is pleasing.	You’re looking good!
I’m a fire protection engineer.	This candlelit dinner isn’t doing it for me.
So let me explain why the sky is blue…	Small children should never ask why of a scientist.
My boyfriend doesn’t understand me.	I’m dating an artist.

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